May 2011
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-5-22) →
The National (37)
Kanye West (22)
Sufjan Stevens (16)
The Clash (14)
Radiohead (11)
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thecatsmother replied to your photo: today sucked, guys. except for going to the omelet…
You look like an alcoholic with all those bottles.
i do. and another cluster of bottles on the coffee table isn’t helping. however, i feel the need to tell everyone (except you, of course) that I drink a lot of Izze.
addendum, because i cannot get over how inane the...
previously mentioned whiny woman from Wyoming county was the speaker for this 3 hour seminar of “essential elements” state-mandated counselor training (plus 4 more hours of iterating bullshit). it is illegal for me to mentor children before listening to this person. hint: if you don’t want me to go out-of-character-aggressive on your whiny ass, stop playing the victim when...
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menomena - tithe
it was only after i decided...
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-5-15) →
Menomena (32)
Kanye West (19)
Modeselektor (11)
TV on the Radio (8)
Radiohead (6)
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zombiecuddle replied to your link: I just got invited to be a princess in this festival.
WHAT WHY DIDN’T I GET TO BE A PRINCES
WHO’S THE BADDEST BITCH NOW, HUH
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I just got invited to be a princess in this... →
I am so confused right now. They choose forty unmarried, childless, high-school graduates from around the state. what.
whaaaat.
whaat.
I would have to pay 600 dollars to go, and it’s in the middle of October, so I won’t even be here, but I am confused and honored that I, a somewhat forgettable kid in a town of 6000 people got invited to be a princess.
rickwebb's tumblrmajig: What was the name of your... →
annicka:
stryker:
bigcrush:
I was having a chat with Mat the other day and he told me the name of his old college radio show was a line from ”Roadrunner“ : Suburban Speed. (love that name for a show!)
When I was at wuog.org, the most popular show I recall was my buddy’s called: Loud Fast Rules! (named…
*cringe*
The Cellar Door, on 101.1, The One. Something for every…ONE!
Mine was...
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major props to Meghan McCain for calling Glenn... →
But the thing is, Glenn, I wasn’t really naked, and I know the idea of me being naked caused you to vomit on your radio show for 10 minutes. You suggested I should wear a burqa, since you believe that’s probably the only clothing that could possibly fit me. By the way, you should really see a doctor because it isn’t normal to vomit for that long.
HESTER
I can’t format anything on mobile tumblr, so:
tonight was prom, and he went and apparently had no fun at all because he just wanted to be left alone. however, he will post everything on facebook, including stuff about how he got a tumblr so he “can post things nobody on facebook will know” etc
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a friend on facebook just posted “i really prefer being anti-socialist sometimes” as a status. since i’m a massive jerk, i asked “anti-social, as in the new term for psychopathy, or anti-socialist, as in you don’t like socialism?” i really did want to know. he deleted his status. :(
“That figure is disputed by Jonathan Orszag, senior managing director at the...”
– The Chairman of the Federal Trade Commission recently came out strongly against a practice in the pharmaceutical industry known as “pay-for-delay,” in which branded drug companies will pay generic manufacturers to delay the roll-out of generic competitors as the brand’s patent protection ends.
This...
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what do you do
when you need to send out graduation announcements, but won’t have an actual ceremony, with the exception of a GED graduation you really would prefer not to attend? (also, i think i’ve missed the deadline on that, since it’s next week or something. also also i feel like if it’s between buying myself five coffees or renting a gown for a day i’m going to go for the...
inplaid replied to your post: inplaid replied to your photo: i’m drawing…
Too late, you’re on tumblr.
amazingly, i have managed to stay oblivious. basically the extent of my knowledge is: trolls, zodiac, there are humans apparently???, fiery gradient horns, honk.
inplaid replied to your photo: i’m drawing fanart, what is happening to me
The first feather has fallen from your angelic wings, Kirsty.
have you been keeping my wings in Washington all this time? WELL KEEP AN EYE ON THEM because I bet you’ll be able to tell the very moment I look into what Homestuck is even about.
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okay, i played fallout 3 for eight hours today. do i get an award for being really really lazy?
Making nothing out of something: Disciplines I... →
zombiecuddle:
communismkills:
Here’s a list of things people study that I do not respect, in order of contempt:
“Cultural studies” or “ethnic studies”
Sociology
Anthropology
Psychology
Art
Art history
“Philosophy”
“Political science”
Any language
Humanities in general
Most social science in…
I often like to picture people who annoy me mining lithium. It makes them much less...
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time to talk about video games
i am currently sneaking around in some metro tunnels, looking for ghouls, hoping they don’t find me first, etc.
I just sneezed and thought “OH GOD I hope that wasn’t in earshot”
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-5-8) →
The Hood Internet (14)
TV on the Radio (12)
Tyler, The Creator (10)
Interpol (9)
Crystal Castles (6)
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Anonymous asked: your pretentious is vocabulary
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beck - ghettochip malfunction (hell yes)
fax...
birthdaypants asked: Just go "FUCK YEAH I LOVE NEON", lol.
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A children's treasury of searches that lead people...
eush:
what good things came from osama’s death (and variations thereof) page 1
allegory of the cave explained page 2
poetic way to describe a vagina page 1
raphanidosis page 4
philology humor (good luck what that, nerds) page 1, ~*~*first result*~*~
stove fuse box (WTF?) page 1
eush (well this one makes sense) page 1, which basically alternates between you Eush and the band Eush
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-5-1) →
The Hood Internet (25)
Gorillaz (21)
TV on the Radio (13)
Radiohead (11)
Kanye West (9)
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“Twain never said it. The quote is actually ‘I have never killed any one, but I...”
– Tweeting Twain Quotes That Never Were, regarding the recently popular pseudo-Twain quote “I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.” (via nickdouglas)
“Are there any real quotes on the internet?” - Cicero
(via zainyk)
See also, Martin Luther King Jr....
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